An Israeli doctor stated, "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we can remove one man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments, "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor followed with, "That's nothing. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. Doctor responds immediately: "Come on, esteemed colleagues, you are way behind us. About a year and a half ago in the USA we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls. We made him President of the United States. Now the whole country is looking for work"
